in my opinion my stroke

I got an increase on my monthly income! Yay!

Our caring government, or National Insurance Company took care of people like me and we got increase on our monthly payment.

Me myself i got

1,92 PLN

which gives me about

0,44 EUR, 0,59 USD, or 0,36 GBP

more of monthly income.

I can spend it in plenty of ways! For instance:

buy 6 bread rolls in a discount market,
buy 3-4 bread rolls in bakery
buy one cigarette (illegally, but still possible)
use 200 l more of tap water
Buy half price ticket for bus in my city for 15 min,
Buy half price ticket for Warsawian bus for 20 min,
buy one lemon in the beginning of the season
buy 3 pencils with a rubber
buy a donut
buy two zucchinis in the season for zucchinis
buy sesame cookies
change it to 192 coins and throw them to every fountain thinking wish of winning big money lottery
send few (even more) complaining texts to friends
Buy two cheap instant soups
Buy one normal instant soup
buy Ikea hot-dog
Buy the cheapest beer in Poland
Buy one kilo of potatoes
Buy one issue of famous Polish tabloid
buy a lighter
buy a roll of toilet paper
But if I’m patient enough I can save this money for a year and buy:

set 32: knucke with fries and pickled cucumber


set 34: Penne with salmon and creamy souce or penne Alfredo, with ripening ham , driend tomatos, rucola and creamy souce

or set 35: grilled chicken breast with blue cheese, with rice and veggies

(menu of this restaurant).

If I saved for 3 months more I could have bought more excellent food. And for the change I could but matches on art.

Possibilities are endless! With 192 coins I could coninue my physiothrapy like that:



almost, because i would have to save for beans:P

I can’t see any reason to complain. In fact, I should be happy. We have deflation, so actually they should lower amount I get…


My brother, the best guy I know, helped me a lot while writing. I asked for ideas my friends also, but their imagination doesnt get the importance of this topic, sorry.


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